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Listen guys, this is actually what every kid wants. It’s a tiny toilet filled up with slimy stuff, and if you trap an air bubble under it and try to smoosh it back into the toilet bowl, it makes super realistic, loud, and hilarious tooting noises. It may actually also be what every adult wants, as well.
We’ll send you a random toilet color unless you have special wishes— let us know in the comment box at checkout if you do.
WARNING: NOT FOR SERIOUS PEOPLE.